Today, my friends, is a good day. As I stomped along 9th avenue through the grey snow this morning, I noticed a gleaming reflection on a 53rd street windowpane. Shielding my eyes to the blinding light, I inched closer… much like a minnow attracted by a lure. Peering through my gloved fingers, I squinted to make out the glorious sign plastered on the crude storefront: Holey Cream: Outrageous Donuts & Ice Cream. Coming soon.

Yes, fellow eaters, it is true. On that fateful street corner a dream is born. I don’t know how. I don’t know when. All I know is it involves donuts and ice cream… and I will be the first in line.